Galaxies Realm

Yep, just like the U.S. Goverment, The Cantina now has it own Homeland Security Advisory System.

It's like this:

Red (severe): Severe risk of attacks.
Orange (high): High risk of attacks.
Yellow (elevated): I'm feeling frisky!
Blue (guarded): General risk of attacks.
Green (low): Low risk of attacks.

The following Threat Conditions each represent an increasing risk of attacks (troll, flamers, spammers, etc). Beneath each Threat Condition are some suggested Protective Measures, recognizing that the heads of Board departments and agencies are responsible for developing and implementing appropriate agency-specific Protective Measures:

Red: You might want to go away for a while.
Orange: Prepare to be bombarded with troll activity.
Yellow: Avoid Thimmel.
Blue: All is relatively well.
Green: What, me worry?

The threat level is at Blue at the moment.

Should I stock up on bottled water, duct tape, and beer? And where do I hide?

Oh, yeah, I forgot, I'm the only one here who could get rid of the trolls. Well then, no need for me to panic

(09-11-2008 04:26 PM)JasClay101 Wrote: [ -> ]Yellow: Avoid Thimmel.

(I really have to get that hysterical emoticon uploaded 'cause here it would be useful).

The most important question is do these trolls have weapons of mass destruction?

(09-12-2008 08:28 PM)Eagle of the Desert3 Wrote: [ -> ]The most important question is do these trolls have weapons of mass destruction?

Thank you for inquiring to the Department of Cantina Security. An enigmatic response to your question will arrive in 4-6 weeks.

(09-19-2008 04:14 PM)VulcanStevens Wrote: [ -> ]

(09-12-2008 08:28 PM)Eagle of the Desert3 Wrote: [ -> ]The most important question is do these trolls have weapons of mass destruction?

Thank you for inquiring to the Department of Cantina Security. An enigmatic response to your question will arrive in 4-6 weeks.

bureaucracy!

This is simply an alert that the threat level has been increased to Yellow due to the so-called "Avatar Crisis of 09".

Question, what happens if the warning goes up, and nothing happens, do we blame those who raised it for the panic of the Cantina population... without knowing why it was raised?

(02-13-2009 10:07 PM)JediFan34 Wrote: [ -> ]Question, what happens if the warning goes up, and nothing happens, do we blame those who raised it for the panic of the Cantina population... without knowing why it was raised?

Sure, why not?

This is also a general notice that the warning level will remain at yellow for the time being.

I'm increasing the security level to Mac n' Cheese Yellow.

(03-21-2009 07:08 PM)JSBaldwin56 Wrote: [ -> ]I'm increasing the security level to Mac n' Cheese Yellow.

Who authorize this increase? I demand to see paperwork right now! This is a bureaucracy, dammit!

I, as a Caption in the militia, am putting the Cantina on Orange Alert in lieu of April Fools day coming up next week.

I'm reviving the warning system to inform all users that The Cantina is on orange in light of the Tea Crisis of '10.

Pat-downs are still in effect. Newbie Profiling is allowed. Check all tickets at the gate. Investigate all unattended threads.

The level should be changed to Magenta immediately.

Wait a minute, who's authorize this alert system? I need to see some paperwork, dammit!

The level has been increased to black! The End of the Internet is upon us!

Nah, I'm decreasing the level to yellow. Remember to avoid Thimmel.

(02-01-2010 03:56 PM)Wenty321 Wrote: [ -> ]Wait a minute, who's authorize this alert system? I need to see some paperwork, dammit!

I did, obviously. I don't got paperwork.