So there house got weinered... Was it in the rear?

I'd pay to hear the what the home owner would say when they're explaining that to their insurance company...
"My house just got hit by a wiener in the rear, am I covered?"

Who was driving? The Kool-Aid Man?

Seriously, the wiener jokes aside, I've never seen a more clumsily written article. Did a Jr. High School student write it?
This just rules. Screw The Onion... this is what real comedy news is all about!
(07-19-2009 03:06 PM)DarthTrip101 Wrote: [ -> ]Seriously, the wiener jokes aside, I've never seen a more clumsily written article. Did a Jr. High School student write it?
Looks like alot like the translations I've gotten from babelfish. Wonder if it wasn't originally written in English?