Galaxies Realm

Figured it was time for a new contest.

The winner of the previous contest was DarthTrip101 with:

(04-20-2010 12:24 PM)DarthTrip101 Wrote: [ -> ]
A minor diplomatic incident occurred when Bush thought he was getting a blow job from the Turkish ambassador.

Anyway, here's the new image, of our old 'friend' Khamenei with King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia:

Caption Away!

King Abdullah: Come, I'll show you what "drilling for oil" is allll about...

Abdullah: I've always liked Iranian women. The first girl to ever let me give her a Cleveland Steamer was from Qom.
Khamenei: *grits teeth*

Abdullah: So two Persians and an Arab walk into a bar... what? You heard that one before?

^

Abdullah: I better keep one foot on my rugs with all you Persians around, am I right?

Abdullah: Hey, ever hear the one about the Ayatollah and the enema hose?
Khamenei (thinking): God, please kill me now.

Abdullah: Sh'ias are wrong.
Khamenei: No, Sunnis are wrong.
Abdullah: No, Sh'ias are wrong.
Khamenei: No, Sunnis are wrong.
Abdullah: Are you as turned on right now as I am?
Khamenei: Absolutely!
*they start making out*

Abdullah: I better watch my embassy with all you Iranians around, right?
Khamenei (thinking): Don't shoot yourself, he'll stop soon, don't shoot yourself, he'll stop soon...

Abdullah: Hey, you want to see my impression of your tiny president?
Khamenei:

Khamenei:
Abdullah: What?
Khamenei: I'm in another caption this contest! I'm going to be bombarded with tons of gay, pee, fart and dick jokes! Oh Allah, what must I do to end this torment?

King Abdullah: Here's a joke Clinton once told me, it's about the women who went to the Doctor's office and she said "Doctor, I'm sick", and he asks "well, what's wrong" and she said "Well, I don't know" and the Doctor said "Let me take your temperature though your ass". Well, she gets up on the table, he gets behind her and she starts going "oooh, ahhh". She then says "Hey Doctor, that ain't my ass" and he says "Yeah, well, that ain't my thermometer either"! HA! HA! HA!
(Khamenei gets up, walks over to telephone and picks up)
Khamenei: Yes, Israel, you win. Just get this King and his bad jokes outta here!

Abdullah: *sniffs air* I think Grandpa needs his diaper changed.

Where will YOU be when diarrhea returns?

Khamenei: That Saudi king is such an idiot, with all his American-loving oil and... he's sitting right there isn't he? Damn

Abdullah: Hey, why do you call your country Iran? That name sounds like some kind of expensive Apple-made running shoe.
Khamenei: *grrrr*