*cue dramatic music*
...become a father.
I'm happy as you can imagine.
Congrats!

I hope you enjoy having kids (if my cousins are anything to go by, you're going to have your hands full).
Hey, congratulations. i'm sure you'll be a good parent.

Congrats Eagle, I hope you enjoy children.

Yikes, you've been busy.
Anyway, congratulations Eagle.

A father? Prepare for sleepless nights.

Hmmm, I always thought you already had kids, guess I was wrong. Congratulations!

I guess I'll congratulate you too.

Well, good luck being a father.

Glückwünsche
I'm hoping to get some kids myself soon.

Good luck on being a father.

Congratulations, you'll make a good father (I hope).
