Galaxies Realm

It was time to say goodbye to the old contest.

There were may good captions last time around, but the winner was LukeSkywalker21078 with:

(04-29-2010 11:44 AM)LukeSkywalker21078 Wrote: [ -> ]
Abdullah: Hey, ever hear the one about the Ayatollah and the enema hose?
Khamenei (thinking): God, please kill me now.

Anyway, here's the new image, with Gorbachev and Yeltsin:

Caption Away!

Yeltsin: You have to get rid of that thing on your forehead, it drives me nuts already!

Yeltsin: I'm sorry, Gorbachev, your Discover Card has been declined!

Yeltsin: Get out of here, this is my throne now. And gimme some vodka, dammit!

Cool, thanks for the win.

Gorbachev: Hey, can't you wait your turn, I'm still reading!

Yeltsin: Hurry up, pull my finger.

*Yeltsin farts*
Gorbachev: Ugh, for God's sake, must you stand under my nose and do that?! It smells like something is rotting in there. *gags*

Yeltsin: Let's dance.
Gorbachev: Are you drunk again? I'm in the middle of a meeting here!

*Yeltsin walks up, unzips and starts peeing on the podium*
Gorbachev: Oh for god's sake, can't you use a toilet like everyone else?

Yeltsin: That thing on your forehead just blinked at me. I hate it. Ever considered removing it? Or at least wearing a topee?

Yeltsin: Toilet's back up again.
Gorbachev: For god's sake, use a plunger! I'm in the middle of a meeting here!

Yeltsin: You smell
Gorbachev: Oh, you can talk! Good god, when's the last time you washed?